Sens at Land’s End

The Canadiens lost yesterday, which means the Sens have been given an extra few days in first place, through no merit of their own. They had a team meeting this morning and they came out of it spouting all the usual cliches — “Oh yeah, we’ve got to start playing better blah blah.” I seriously doubt we’ll ever see evidence of this on the ice. If I were Paddock, I would just put the standings up on the locker room wall. That should be motivation enough for anyone, even the Sens.

All this is causing me to have a serious fan meltdown. I feel like I need to have alcohol on hand when I listen to the game tomorrow so I can numb myself. The Sens are on the verge of driving me to drink! I hope they’re proud of themselves.