Sens at Land’s End

So let’s see. First Dany Heatley demanded a trade out of Ottawa because he didn’t like his boss. Then he refused to leave when he didn’t like the destination offered to him. Through all this, he hasn’t spoken a word to the media. And now it appears he’s dodging Daniel Alfredsson’s calls. (To be fair, I guess if I were as much of a sucky baby as Heatley is, I’m not sure I could face talking to Alfie either.)

In the spirit of maturity and respectful communication Heatley has fostered throughout this whole situation, here is an open letter, to which he will never respond.

Dear Douchebag,

Grow a pair.

Sincerely,

Sens at Land’s End